Update Two Hundred and Seventy-Five: 14 January 2019
Libra of the Vampire Princess: Lycoris & Aoi in "The Promise" PLUS Iris in "Homeworld"
16.5 hours playtime, ~1.5 hrs actual, 8 of 8 achievements
2/10
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Oh my god I was supposed to have this done on the weekend but I kept doing literally anything else because this game is so bad - I ended up skipping the last quarter of the second episode because I just Couldn’t do it anymore.
I got this game because it was in a bundle with other VNs I wanted, and I thought, ‘it looks bad, but it’s free and is probably an easy 100%!’ and I was right on all three counts.
These are prequel episodes to a dumb standard shounen action VN that I will never read. It’s pretty pointless to read these without having read the main one, as they’re very connected. Things are explained a little bit in these, but not much. It doesn’t matter, though, because everything is absolutely drop-dead stupid.
I could go on and explain how, but I’ll just leave you with this: when the girls are attacking, or being attacked, their sprites gain very prominent hard nipples. I wouldn’t have been able to come up with that shit if I was paid fuckin Jeff Bezos’ salary to come up with an artistic choice in worse taste. This game is bad.
Next up: I won another game off SG, and it’s a playing appreciate one! I’m diving into -
See you soon!
Oh interesting review. Honestly hearing how bad you think it is, makes me want to read it more
Ha! A fellow contrarian?
I can’t stop you, man - but if it was fun-bad I’d tell ya. It’s really just boring dumb bad.
I saw title and thought “Oh it’s so long… this can’t be good. Normal games don’t need to put that many words in the title”
Unless it’s as a joke! But they were serious. Very serious.
ahahahahaha, i mean, that’s not even good fan service, but nipples going DANGER WILL ROBINSON is at least unique.
My bar for ‘good fanservice’ is pretty high… but that isn’t on the same high-jump track. That isn’t in the stadium.
Unique is… is really… yeah. oh yeah, it’s unique!