Update Two Hundred and Eighty-Five: 3 March 2019
My Lady
2.2 hours playtime, ~.5 hrs actual, 9 of 9 achievements
3/10
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WAHEY, I was right! Here I am!
Microscopic game gets microscopic review: not worth the dollar admittance! My Lady has nothing to say and no time in which to say it. I would’ve listened with the voices on this time (being as it was so short I figured, you know, why not) but within the first two lines of the first voice I scrambled to mute it. It turns out the writer of the VN (who did that voice acting) has do an english accent just about as good as she can write. The chess metaphors are pointless and the constant ‘life gives you lemons/I want oranges’ callbacks were tedious.
This is the same dev who did Seduce Me, and her writing actually got WORSE for that installment—this was pointless but the writing was appropriately boring rather than ridiculously overwrought.
In other news: I am TWO achievements away from a smooth 10,000!
Next up: RNGesus offered up ANOTHER short VN, this one a freebie this time!
See you soon!
5 hours? Maybe I need to start slowing my reading down. Wait or 2.2 hours? Your times are mixed. 2.2 still seems a bit long but I guess it could still be that long according to everyone. Or not looked at my review and people did it in 40 minutes. Is that your secret identity a sloth?
Careful there! Your eye skipped over a crucial fact - it reads .5 hours. Don’t get away witcha self, now!
Its so tiny! How was I suppose to see it when I need to wear glasses. I bet you just put it there to hide your secret identity
My secret identity as a distracted cat with sleepy bitch disease? You got me!
Do they compliment each other’s eyes? Were I the writer I couldn’t resist letting them compliment each other’s eyes all the time. I mean, with THAT artstyle, what other choice would I have??
PFFFT no, no eye-complimenting. In fact, very little flirting at all. We’re told they’re in love, so they are! We don’t got time for other shit, Vito!
I see why you don’t like the writing…