Update Two Hundred and Eighty-Seven: 4 March 2019

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In defiance of RNGesus, and with Marie Kondo and BLAEO user Giselle looking down on me and smiling in approval, I can heartily say, after four minutes of playing this game: Fuck this game.

The first KARAKARA was eyerolly enough, but this game starts HARD in the paint with trope-not-for-me after trope-not-for-me. After the end of the first game, BOTH of these little girls (but they’re over 18, we swear) are totally into the player character, fawn over him, are at once suggestive BUT ALSO completely innocent about the sexual implications of their actions, and remark about how he’s now the only young man left in their drying up little town. In fact, there’s almost no young men left, period! We’re bringing back polygamy - !

And it was at this point (again, at minute 4) that I realized I’d have to sit through not just this shit, but this shit plus TWO NEW sexy little girls to show up and eagerly join the choicest harem in the land: Perfectly Generic-kun’s. If I ain’t even getting achievements out of this shit, no way am I even pretending I’m sitting through it.

I really gotta stop keeping VNs I don’t care about from bundles I get.

Next up: IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER FUCKING DUD I SWEAR TO GOD—

See you soon!