Traqie

March 21st 2022

Hey hey hey people,

I hope you are all doing well & are safe, that’s all. As for my backlog…

  • The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

    1217.6 hours playtime

    629 of 637 achievements

  • The Witcher: Enhanced Edition

    58.8 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition

    2.0 hours playtime

    10 of 57 achievements

AAAAAAAHHHHH I AM SO CLOSE TO 100%-ing ISAAC!!!!!!!!!!! It drives me crazy when I have a good run and I die, I’m so close and every death is so frustrating now! I only have to beat Greedier Mode and The Beast as tainted lost, and I’m halfway done with Tainted Jacob. After that it’s easy mode, just find and pickup once the items I unlocked. Maybe when my next raport is done? Nah unlikely, as I also beated The Witcher but I want to spend more time writing about it, probably will write a single raport just about Witcher next. It’s a good game and I’m glad I started the series, it’s just big and there’s lot to cover. Maybe I’ll squeeze Ori in too if I beat it in time.

Anyway here are the games I beated after Witcher:

17.2 hours
8/10
Played on Steam

Beaten 1st time on difficulty – Furi (Normal)
Mods/fixes used: None
Favorite OST –
02 – 6.24 (by Danger)
12 – You’re Mine (by Carpenter Brut)
15 – A monster (by Waveshaper)


“The jailer is the key. Kill them and you’ll be free.”

You are a prisoner. You are tortured everyday by a sadistic jailer. You can’t be killed and so the jailer keeps torturing you and eventually you pass out, you wake up and the process repeats. But one day a strange person in a oversized bunny hat wakes you up, frees you, gives you a sword and tells you to fight for your freedom. “The jailer is the key. Kill him and you’ll be free”. And the game starts. We slowly make our way towards an exit when the jailer comes back up and promises us that we’ll regret every step we’ve taken out of our cell. Our first fight begins and not even 5 minute passed since pressing “New game”.

Furi is all about killing jailers, each jailer has multiple phases and different mechanics that you need to learn to beat them. There are no minor enemies in-between, only nine jailers that you need to beat + one extra boss depending on what ending you pick in the end. You have a sword and a pistol, you can charge both weapons by holding their respective buttons for couple seconds to deal more damage. You can dodge projectiles or AoE attacks, some projectiles can be parried back at the enemy, and you have to parry melee attacks to not take damage, successful parry of a melee attack also heals you a little.

Furi is not completely unforgiving as you start with 3 lives before you have to try the boss again. The game calls them KO’s as technically your character can’t die but in game it functions as extra life. Say you reach 2nd phase of a boss, but they beat you. Boss stays in 2nd phase but they heal back to full, so you do but have one life less. If they beat you two more times, it’s back to phase one. However if you beat them, you get your life back (but it can’t go over 3). So yeah if boss has 7 phases for example, it’s possible to beat them even if you were knocked 7 times as long as you pushed them to next phase after getting beat once.

The game may seem very difficult at first, as first boss is pretty quick and the only warm-up you get are his special 3 phases at start that serve as a tutorial on how to attack, charge your attacks, parry etc. and then the hand holding is over. I got really frustrated at first as I couldn’t parry fast enough even in training and got beat three times at the first, non-training phase. But you get used to the pace the game throws at you, and near end you’ll know you can dodge or parry any attack the game throws at you. When I did a 2nd playthrough the first boss felt like a pushover. Same for 2nd boss which I thought was insanely hard at first. But if that doesn’t sound like your kind of game, don’t worry as there is a special difficulty that was added later, that’s meant for players who just want to know the story and see the end with no frustration or trying over and over. Looking at gameplays from that mode, it looks like some attacks are missing, bosses are slower and you have more time to react. And everything deals very little damage. If you’re that type of player that wants to experience a story and not spend time learning the game, it’s for you. As for story sure there is some, but the main focus of this game is combat. Sure, I had some questions, like who my character is, why this huge, complex prison was built just for him, who the bunny man is and why is he helping me escape. But it’s all about combat and you’re robbing yourself from true Furi experience by playing on story mode.

OST is absolutely fantastic and fits each boss. It was composed by different electro and synthwave music artists specifically for this game and music gives you that extra kick to keep trying. However I have two complaints about sound in this game, one – it’s too quiet. Normally, on headphones I have if I set my volume to 30-32% and usually it’s good, in this game I had to set it to like 46-50% in windows mixer, IDK why the entire game is so quiet, I had everything on max in options, in windows mixer the game wasn’t set lower than other apps either. Second – sometimes sound would randomly cut off for a second, usually it happened when walking from one arena to another when bunny man talks to you, but both of these are small complaints.

It’s also pretty clear that anime/manga was huge inspiration for this game’s combat design, your character runs like Naruto characters, uses a katana, game has some cool cutscenes that could be in anime, I think, sorry I only watched Naruto and JoJo so maybe I’m wrong lmao. The characters were also designed by a Takashi Okazaki, who did illustrations for “Afro Samurai” manga and it shows they were designed by manga illustrator. The Game Bakers is a French studio and on top of having English and French VO you can also play with Japanese VO.

When I first beated Furi I felt like giving it 7/10 but the more I played the more I liked this game and its combat system. So yeah, 8/10 it is, my 3rd beaten game this year and so far it’s the best! Easy recommendation.


Half-Life 2

Day of the Tentacle Remastered

3/10
9.3 hours
58 of 58 achievements

Beaten 1st time on difficulty – N/A
Mods/fixes used: None


I’m confident people that hype up this game and claim to be one of the best LucasArta games out there are speaking 100% out of nostalgia. If you’re 12 years old you might like this game, but if you’re an adult it’s hard to find something good in this game, it’s like a very average cartoon.

We have three characters that we can switch between – Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne. We visit a crazy Dr. Fred in his motel and we have to help him stop a purple tentacle that grew hands after drinking a toxic sludge and is on its way to conquer the world. To do that we have to go back in time to yesterday and turn off the sewage with the sludge. But of course something goes wrong, Hoagie gets sent 200 years in past, Laverne 200 years into future and Bernard stays in current day. So before we tackle the tentacle problem, we need to get the team back. At first we only have access to Bernard, shortly after we unlock Hoagie but before we can play as Laverne we need to rescue her from a tree that she got stuck on. How do we free her? By cutting down that tree in the past, so it never grows there in the first place. Of course neither Bern or Hoagie can do that themselves, but I won’t spoil the puzzle. There’s more puzzle like this, some of them are clever and you can figure them out, others not so much. But I’ll be honest, I played most of this game with a guide. I was just bored most of time, I wanted to finish it quickly. It’s too cartoonish & childish for me, most jokes don’t land, it’s full of stock sounds, everyone acts like a goof. Ehh.

I think this remaster could’ve been better too. It comes with new visuals and improved UI – in original you had a huge bar at bottom left with various actions, like “talk”, “use”, “open” etc. Now you have an option to use a wheel, you just right click on person or object and you get available options. I tried playing with a bar instead and it was really annoying to use, wheel is much better. New visuals are ok, but animations are as jerky as original game. Characters move and do stuff at like 20fps meanwhile when game scrolls to the side it’s in nice 60fps. It looks bad and I don’t know why they decided to keep it like this. You also have a tiny black bars at top and bottom of the screen, I’m not sure why? You can switch to old pixel visuals at any time with F1, and your screen also shrinks to 4:3 ratio. Voice acting is poor too, I’m sure it was good in 90’s but now it sounds bad, like actors didn’t try at all, except the guy who voice Hoagie. Also game crashed twice for my when I tried to exit. And it wasn’t a normal crash – my entire screen froze, I couldn’t alt-tab or force the game to close. I had to alt-ctrl-delete and log off from my windows account lol. And going back to visuals, if you can switch at any time to old graphics, why are the new animations so poorly done?

But even if they did that I don’t think it would improve my experience that much. Good luck finding any kids that will try to play this in 2022, they’re either busy playing Fortnite or playing some better and new adventure games. If you want a good, old LucasArts game, play Grim Fandango Remastered, that game is great and I played if for the first time few years ago. Or something newer, but from same writers, I would recommend even Broken Age over this.

Not recommended.

Vito

Wow, that IS close to completing Isaac, very impressive feat already!

I played The Witcher several years ago and I really enjoyed it as well. Once you get used to the fighting system there is a lot to discover and many interesting pieces of story and lore. It’s definitely a lot to cover though and I took quite a bit longer than you to finish the game. But it was time spent well :)

Good luck with beating Ori!

Traqie

Thanks!

As for Witcher yeah I liked it, I’m thinking about buying the books when there’s a good sale :) And funny enough they just announced new Witcher, looks like I jumped in at the right time!