Completed games while I was inactive

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• Epic Battle Fantasy 3
  

  26 hours playtime

  60 of 60 achievements

• Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition
  

  20 hours playtime

  30 of 30 achievements

• INSIDE
  

  6 hours playtime

  14 of 14 achievements

• Mad Max
  

  94 hours playtime

  49 of 49 achievements

• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
  

  51 hours playtime

  74 of 74 achievements

• Abrix the robot
  

  3 hours playtime

  27 of 27 achievements

Welcome, welcome! Again, while I was sick for some months (recovering from some anti-depressant crap that I took for 3 days before I quit it, and started to detox my body from that crap…), I come back again, fully recovered again! :)

So, while I was sick, I was somewhat playing games, I tried to complete them as much as I could before I couldn’t play due to sickness, but I continued and continued, until I am not sick anymore!

So, let’s get started, then!

Epic Battle Fantasy III continues the Flash Player game saga, in which a group of (anti?)heroes save the world from destruction (or destroyed the world in the second installment, but everything went back to normal Deus Ex Machina style!), and now, a godly entity named Akron stole their enormous power, leaving them weakened and frail, now having to start all over again and get revenge against Akron, who is polluting the world with his evil presence slowly.

What do you need to 100% Epic Battle Fantasy III?:

• Buy out the equipment shop
• Molest pigs (Shove them, lol)
• Get 80 pieces of equipment (Multiple achievements)
• Defeat the final boss and finish the game (Multiple achievements)
• Beat the game on Epic difficulty (Includes Hard difficulty if you do it this way)
• Deal 100,000 damage to a foe (Multiple achievements)
• Eat a Hamburger
• Splat 100 slimes in the preloader
• Go berserk and unleash the fury
• Use the Doomsday spell for dramatic effect
• Nuke the battlefield to wipe out both sides
• Give all life another chance
• Rain swords from the heavens
• Summon a Narwhal
• Summon NCH’s Meow Meow
• Learn a new skill
• Fully upgrade a weapon
• Eh… Some achievement regarding touching pillows…
• Get a player to level 30 (Multiple achievements)
• Unlock the whole concept art gallery
• Check out the credits page
• Complete all side quests (Multiple achievements)
• Find all treasure chests in town
• Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest
• Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake
• Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley
• Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins
• Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak
• Scan all foes (Multiple achievements)
• Save up 250,000 gold (Multiple achievements)
• Get 130 points in the first minigame (Multiple achievements)
• Get 130 points in the second minigame (Multiple achievements)
• Get a time under 75 in the third minigame (Multiple achievements)
• Get 200 points in the fourth minigame (Multiple achievements)
• Get 170 points in the fifth minigame (Multiple achievements)

Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition is a Metroidvania remaster of the original Guacamelee! Gold Edition where you control a normal looking guy named Juan, who has a childhood love, the president’s daughter from Carlos Calaca, a dead mariachi who wants to become the God of the Living and the Dead realm by sacrificing the girl. So, Juan, has to don the legendary Luchador mask, that gives him powerful moves and attacks to defeat Calaca and his dangerous henchmen.

What do you need to 100% Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition

• Become a Luchador
• Complete Uay Chivo’s INTENSO training
• Defeat a Chupacabra using only Slam
• Defeat an arena without taking any damage
• Become a Chicken
• Break Uay Chivo’s fake statue in the Tule Tree
• Start a New Game on Save Slot #2
• Complete the first Combo Chicken Challenge
• Defeat an enemy using the Pollo Bomb
• Defeat a Skeleton Luchador
• Kill 20 Enemies in a single INTENSO sequence
• Complete All Side Quests
• Purchase 20 Upgrades from the Shop
• Find an orb
• Complete the Combo Chicken quest
• Achieve a 200 Hit Combo (Multiple achievements)
• Defeat the game on Hard mode (Second playthrough needed)
• Achieve 100% completion in all areas (Multiple achievements)
• Access the alternative ending
• Earn a Gold Medal in all Infierno challenges (Multiple achievements)
• Defeat Calaca with full health in Diablo’s Suit
• Defeat Calaca (Multiple achievements)

INSIDE is an odd game, where you are a kid who is trying to run away (or going somewhere?) from very creepy men who are abducting humans to convert them into empty vessels, controllable for them, so they can use them for anything they want, as their puppets. The kid has to face many challenges on his way, while avoiding the creepy guys. What does the kid want? From the creators of “LIMBO”, we are left with our own conclusions in what’s happening.

What do you need to 100% INSIDE?

• Destroy every orb that appears across the game
• Destroy the last secret orb

Mad Max is the story of a very tragic individual named “Mad” Max Rockatansky, who lost his wife and daughter prior to the start of the game, now he drives without any destination, struggling to survive in a very harsh and deadly wasteland, full of raiders, in their very own post-apocalyptic war rides. In this game, Max has had an encounter with Scabrous Scrotus, son of the legendary Immortan Joe, who suffered his first defeat against Max and survived the ordeal, leaving Max without his iconic V8 Interceptor police car, “The Black on Black”. Now, with the help of a strange but extremely useful companion, named “Chumbucket”, he will chase after Scrotus on a car that might surpass his own, the “Magnum Opus”.

What do you need to 100% Mad Max?

• Complete the game (Multiple achievements)
• Complete all Wasteland Missions (Multiple achievements)
• Reach Road Warrior legend rank (Multiple achievements)
• Complete a Time Bomb Death Run
• Complete a Scatter Death Run
• Complete a Barrel Bash Death Run
• Complete at least one race at every Death Run Location
• Complete a Death Run in legendary time with every Archangel (Multiple achievements)
• Defeat an enemy vehicle with every Archangel
• Start of Something Good
• Clear all threat in Jeet’s territory (Multiple achievements)
• Clear all threat in Gutgash’s territory (Multiple achievements)
• Clear all threat in Pink Eye’s territory (Multiple achievements)
• Collect all hood ornaments
• Collect all History Relics
• Give water to a wanderer
• Drive the Magnum Opus off a Wasteland jump
• Be airborne in a vehicle for 4 seconds or more and land without dying
• Build all projects in all strongholds (Multiple achievements)
• Have 10,000 scrap in your inventory (Multiple achievents)
• Travel 1300 car lengths in a vehicle
• Take down all Scrotus camps (Multiple achievements)
• Eat a meal of maggots
• Fly the balloon at every Vantage Outpost
• Clear all minefields
• Destroy all scarecrows
• Take out all Scrotus snipers
• Collect all body colors
• Own the best V6 and V8 Engines
• Loot all Scavenging Locations
• Complete all optional objectives in all camps
• Fully upgrade Max
• Complete all non-repeating challenges
• Travel 650 car lengths on foot

Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor tells the story of Talion, a Ranger of Gondor who, just like Mad Max, lost his wife and son, sacrificed by The Black Hand of Sauron for his nefarious purposes. Before Talion was also killed in the sacrificial ceremony, a mysterious elven spirit, a Wraith, took over his body, not possessing it, but letting him live, at the cost of being unable to die, since he is forbidden to enter the land of the dead. Now, seeking revenge for his family’s dead and the elven spirit wanting answers since he doesn’t remember about himself, they travel together, growing in power, so they can take on The Black Hand of Sauron.

What do you need to 100% Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor?

• Collect 100% of the Ithildin (Multiple achievements)
• Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat
• Complete all Azkâr Legend Missions (Multiple achievements)
• Destroy the Monument Gate and topple the statue of Sauron
• Complete all Acharn Legend Missions (Multiple achievements)
• Use Strike From Above while at least 60 feet above your target
• Make an uruk yours
• Poison a Captain at his own Feast
• Activate all Forge Towers
• Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.
• Complete all Survivalist Challenges (Multiple achievements)
• Complete all Hunting Challenges (Multiple achievements)
• Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor
• Eliminate the bodyguards of two Warchiefs, then draw them out and kill them
• Brand a Captain while in combat
• Complete all Outcast Rescue Missions
• Complete a Vendetta Mission
• Collect 100% of the Artifacts and listen to their memories
• Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits
• Complete all Urfael Legend Missions
• Kill The Black Hand (Multiple achievements)
• After an uruk kills you to become a Captain, help him become a Warchief, then kill him
• Perform an Execution on a flaming Berserker
• Use the Detonate ability to burn 50 uruks
• Free 5 caragors from cages
• Make 20 uruks flee by dropping Morgai Fly nests
• Attract caragors with bait 5 times
• Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target
• Capitalize on a Warchief’s Fear
• Kill all 5 Warchiefs before any uruk take their place
• Unlock 2 Bow Rune slots
• Unlock 4 Dagger Rune slots
• Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots
• Brand all 5 Warchiefs
• Acquire a level 25 Rune
• Begin a new hunt with Torvin
• Defeat all the Beastmaster Warchiefs
• Complete 25 Caragath Stealth Kills
• Use a Wretched Graug’s Projectile Vomit on an Uruk Captain or Warchief
• Kill a Graug by dispatching your Ghûls on him (WARNING: Do this on the quest where you unlock Ghul Branding, or else, it will be a pain in the ass later! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)
• Bait 10 Ghûl mounds
• Have 20 Branded Ghûls at one time
• Kill a Caragath with an Execution
• Activate the Blazing Steed
• Eat a captain with a Wretched Graug
• Catch a Ghûl Matron on fire during the Lord of the Hunt campaign
• Have a dominated Caragath, Wretched Graug and Spitter Ghûl simultaneously
• Complete all objectives in the Test of the Wild (WARNING: Extremely hard achievement, also, a time trial with a limit of 40 minutes)
• The One Ring has returned to it’s Maker (Multiple achievements)
• Shadow Brand 20 Uruks
• Wraith Flash Dominate 50 Uruks
• Maximize the power of the Ring by completing all of the One Ring missions
• Stealth Brand a Captain
• Brand 20 Uruks in 60 seconds
• Build all the Forge Towers in Udun
• Get a Level 30 Rune in Test of the Ring
• Complete all objectives in the Test of The Ring

Abrix the Robot is a robot that collects stuff… That’s it! No backstory, no nothing. If I make a story about this right now, I’d be lying, lol.

What do you need to 100% Abrix the Robot

• Download a map in-game that has all the resources needed to 100% all achievements, lol.

Well! That’s about it! Phew! Mad Max was one hell of a ride! Even if it had a short story time, it made it up by having a humongous world map, with tons to do! Shaodw of Mordor is about half the world map, maybe, but still enjoyable as well! Loved both games! :)

Before I go, here’s a bonus video of some hilarious Captain quotes from Shadow of Mordor.

Thanks for reading! See you next time! :)