Update Three Hundred and Fifty-Five: 29 November 2019
Satellite
16.5 hours playtime, ~.3 hrs actual, 27 of 27 achievements
Sucks/10
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One of the first things that happens in this game is the protagonist wakes up and self aggrandizes and then oggles his sister’s, and I quote, “juicy breasts”, which are poorly animated to ‘bounce’ randomly. Then BLAEO user Cece09 confirms that this game sucks from beginning to end and I promptly decided to just skip through all of it (for fans keeping track at home, you DO fuck the sister in one of the endings).
Avoid! The game isn’t worth the several horny achievements I now get to… ‘proudly’…. display.
Next up: Zelrune gifted this to me, and I’m glad to finally be able to play it!
See you soon!
I don’t disagree with your decision to skip through this game, yikes. I looked through the achievements the other day and didn’t have the best of expectations after that.
Yeah, fuck, goddddd I need to do more research before I buy games! I totally will from now on!
Well, no wonder you’re shooting through your backlog so fast when you skip games over such small inconveniences like incest…/s
In other news TIL that “aggrandize” exists. I don’t think I’ve heard that word before. Thank you for being so eloquent :)
Btw I really don’t know whether I shut put a “/s” or something like that after my first sentence…I mean I know you know it’s sarcasm, but does a random person?
XDDDDD VITO
This (and your interaction with Trent below) made me laugh on this gray, shitty morning, thank you!!
I am happy, that I could make you laugh. That’s my goal and it makes me really glad that I achieved it :) Hope the day developed fine!
It did, actually! I was feeling worn down, but then I rested, took a nap, and then had a really successful drawing session. The laughter you generated really helped turn the tide.
Cripes, those achievement icons! And yes, I suppose that means I was guilty of looking…
Hey, don’t feel bad about it. I pretty much basically told you to look!
Yes the jiggle physics is so much. I only finished that game like 2/3 weeks ago myself and damn it really did suck so much
Floating space sex with your not actual sister who I never worked out properly why not or why a girl transformed into another one! No one is related. What even is this story
You’re a stronger person than me, that’s for sure! And it’s a shame, because the art style is pretty interesting (awful bouncing aside). Everything else is just… abysmal.