Mr. Beaver’s profile

Games are something I can still enjoy, so I take the opportunity while I can.
English is not my native language, and I use a translator, so I apologize in advance for the strange verbal constructions.


October 2024 results

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 101 4 7 -
Medium 191 2 - -
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

6/10
14 hours playtime
SILENT HILL 2

SILENT HILL 2

7/10
21 hours playtime
no achievements
Alien: Isolation

Alien: Isolation

7.5/10
18 hours playtime
Costume Quest 2

Costume Quest 2

6/10
8 hours playtime
 Call of Duty: Black Ops 6

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6

7.5/10
10 hours playtime
13 of 41 achievements (31,7%)
Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare®

Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare®

6/10
6 hours playtime
007™ Legends

007™ Legends

4/10
7 hours playtime
Octodad: Dadliest Catch

Octodad: Dadliest Catch


0 minutes playtime
SILENT HILL 2

SILENT HILL 2


21 hours playtime
no achievements
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6


10 hours playtime
13 of 41 achievements (31,7%)
Call of Cthulhu

Call of Cthulhu


0 minutes playtime
007™ Legends

007™ Legends


7 hours playtime
Shenmue III

Shenmue III


0 minutes playtime

August-September 2024 results

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 134 6 10 -
Medium 164 7 1 -
The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak

The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak

8/10
154 hours playtime
VLADiK BRUTAL

VLADiK BRUTAL

5/10
8 hours playtime
Half-Life: Alyx

Half-Life: Alyx

VR/10
10 hours playtime
Atomic Heart

Atomic Heart

7/10
21 hours playtime
no achievements
Oxenfree

Oxenfree

I can't hear shit/10
27 minutes playtime
Backfirewall_

Backfirewall_

6/10
5 hours playtime
Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered

Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered

5.5/10
15 hours playtime
Battlefield™ Hardline

Battlefield™ Hardline

6/10
8 hours playtime
Starstruck: Hands of Time

Starstruck: Hands of Time

7.5/10
7 hours playtime

Reflections on art, wrapped in a cozy surreal shell with Guitar Heroes; with characters and scenery, for the creation of which they had to rob the nearest stationery store; with your own hand clutching a hammer and smashing everything around you; with art in Paint; with a dark future, an odd present and a bunch of other great strange things.

Absolute cinema.

Please don't ignore it (especially if you like rhythm games and/or story-driven indie games)

Mad Max

Mad Max

6/10
26 hours playtime
Alfred Hitchcock - Vertigo

Alfred Hitchcock - Vertigo

6/10
11 hours playtime
VLADiK BRUTAL

VLADiK BRUTAL


8 hours playtime
Half-Life: Alyx

Half-Life: Alyx


10 hours playtime
Dragon Age™: The Veilguard

Dragon Age™: The Veilguard


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Kingdom Come: Deliverance II

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Oxenfree

Oxenfree


27 minutes playtime
Starstruck: Hands of Time

Starstruck: Hands of Time


7 hours playtime
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Winter Assault

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Winter Assault


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Soulstorm

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Soulstorm


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II – Chaos Rising

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II – Chaos Rising


0 minutes playtime
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II – Retribution

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II – Retribution


0 minutes playtime
Runaway: A Road Adventure

Runaway: A Road Adventure


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Runaway: The Dream of the Turtle

Runaway: The Dream of the Turtle


0 minutes playtime
no achievements

July 2024 results

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 136 4 2 4
Medium 152 12 - -
Woolfe - The Red Hood Diaries

Woolfe - The Red Hood Diaries

3/10
6 hours playtime

The main character of this game seems to be afraid of being alone in silence with herself. Or she may be afraid that you will be alone in silence with yourself. That’s why she speaks. Constantly. Without shutting up. And she’s a teenager, which means she’s all edgy, with a sharp tongue, against the whole world, you know.

So, in this game there is a level in the sewer, and one of the passages is blocked by sewage flowing down. And the main character, Little Red Riding Hood, sees this nuisance and says: “Cut the crap! I mean it!”

And in this game there is a level where you need to jump on platforms. The platforms on this level are pieces of earth and rocks floating in the air, some of them move there from side to side on their own. And the main character jumps onto one such piece of rock, flies up on it and then says: “Thanks for the ride! You rock!”

I love terrible puns, but there’s a limit to everything.

Crysis 2 Remastered

Crysis 2 Remastered

6.5/10
11 hours playtime

It’s okay. But, I must note, collectively translating the leaked pre-release build and arguing about whose version of the phrase was better was more fun than actually playing the game.

Persona 3 Reload

Persona 3 Reload


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Beat Hazard 3

Beat Hazard 3


0 minutes playtime
The Next BIG Thing

The Next BIG Thing


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Atomic Heart

Atomic Heart


1 minute playtime
no achievements
Mad Max

Mad Max


0 minutes playtime
Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth

Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth


0 minutes playtime
Costume Quest 2

Costume Quest 2


0 minutes playtime
Ryse: Son of Rome

Ryse: Son of Rome


0 minutes playtime
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition


0 minutes playtime
Thief™ II: The Metal Age

Thief™ II: The Metal Age


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Thief: Deadly Shadows

Thief: Deadly Shadows


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Phantom Brave PC

Phantom Brave PC


0 minutes playtime

June 2024 results

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 142 1 7 -
Medium 152 2 2 -
Sonic Frontiers

Sonic Frontiers

7/10
28 hours playtime
OneShot

OneShot


9 hours playtime
Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition

Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition


54 hours playtime
Homefront

Homefront

4/10
3 hours playtime
Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood

7/10
8 hours playtime
no achievements
Call of Juarez: The Cartel

Call of Juarez: The Cartel

5/10
6 hours playtime
Call of Juarez Gunslinger

Call of Juarez Gunslinger

7/10
4 hours playtime
Psychonauts

Psychonauts

6/10
24 hours playtime
Bright Memory

Bright Memory

Demo/10
51 minutes playtime
Life is Strange: Double Exposure

Life is Strange: Double Exposure


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Homefront

Homefront


3 hours playtime
Bright Memory

Bright Memory


51 minutes playtime

May 2024 results

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 142 14 11 3
Medium 140 12 - -
Alone in the Dark

Alone in the Dark

7/10
9 hours playtime
Resident Evil 2

Resident Evil 2

7/10
12 hours playtime
Decarnation

Decarnation

7/10
7 hours playtime
Resident Evil Revelations 2

Resident Evil Revelations 2

6/10
12 hours playtime
Dordogne

Dordogne

7/10
5 hours playtime
no achievements
Know by heart...

Know by heart...

7.5/10
7 hours playtime
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic Single Player

Dark Messiah of Might & Magic Single Player

7/10
13 hours playtime
no achievements
Planescape: Torment: Enhanced Edition

Planescape: Torment: Enhanced Edition

7.5/10
27 hours playtime
Lake

Lake

6/10
6 hours playtime
Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical

Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical

6.5/10
7 hours playtime
Ghost of Tsushima DIRECTOR'S CUT

Ghost of Tsushima DIRECTOR'S CUT

7.5/10
42 hours playtime
no achievements
Zwei: The Arges Adventure

Zwei: The Arges Adventure


0 minutes playtime
STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™

STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™


4 hours playtime
Dead Space

Dead Space


0 minutes playtime
Bayonetta

Bayonetta


0 minutes playtime
Dark Souls III

Dark Souls III


0 minutes playtime
Grim Fandango Remastered

Grim Fandango Remastered


0 minutes playtime
Resident Evil

Resident Evil


0 minutes playtime
The Age of Decadence

The Age of Decadence


0 minutes playtime
Lil' Guardsman

Lil' Guardsman


0 minutes playtime
METAL GEAR SOLID - Master Collection Version

METAL GEAR SOLID - Master Collection Version


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
No More Heroes

No More Heroes


0 minutes playtime
DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED


0 minutes playtime
Beyond Good & Evil

Beyond Good & Evil


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Return of the Obra Dinn

Return of the Obra Dinn


0 minutes playtime
Inscryption

Inscryption


0 minutes playtime
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle


0 minutes playtime
Ys VI: The Ark of Napishtim

Ys VI: The Ark of Napishtim


0 minutes playtime
Death end re;Quest 2

Death end re;Quest 2


0 minutes playtime
Teslagrad Remastered

Teslagrad Remastered


0 minutes playtime
BOBR KURWA

BOBR KURWA


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Zwei: The Ilvard Insurrection

Zwei: The Ilvard Insurrection


0 minutes playtime
Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered

Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered


0 minutes playtime
CHRONO TRIGGER

CHRONO TRIGGER


0 minutes playtime

April 2024 results

No reviews this time.

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 144 2 4 -
Medium 139 2 1 -
Horizon Zero Dawn™ Complete Edition

Horizon Zero Dawn™ Complete Edition

7/10
19 hours playtime
Persona 4 Golden

Persona 4 Golden

7.5/10
57 hours playtime
Lost in Random™

Lost in Random™

7/10
15 hours playtime
DOOM Eternal

DOOM Eternal

6.5/10
14 hours playtime
Pentiment

Pentiment

7.5/10
19 hours playtime
Ni no Kuni™ II: Revenant Kingdom

Ni no Kuni™ II: Revenant Kingdom


0 minutes playtime
Horizon Forbidden West™ Complete Edition

Horizon Forbidden West™ Complete Edition


0 minutes playtime
Trine 3: The Artifacts of Power

Trine 3: The Artifacts of Power


0 minutes playtime

March 2024 results

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 144 6 6 -
Medium 139 1 1 -
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

7/10
11 hours playtime

You will learn all the mechanics of this game, because you will be tested on your knowledge of each one, and if you have not mastered something, you'll have to learn it right during the exam. Fun and annoying at the same time. You will learn It Has To Be This Way by heart, even if you have never heard it before. Recommend it.

The Entropy Centre

The Entropy Centre

6.5/10
16 hours playtime

Not a bad Portal-like, especially considering that the game was developed by just one person. In terms of storytelling, unfortunately, it doesn’t stand up to any comparison with Portal, so you start to get tired of it even faster than Portal 2 (and they are about the same in length). The horrible tenth act (there are fifteen in total), in which the emphasis is on platforming, which is why you find a complete solution to the chamber in two minutes and half an hour trying to jump to the desired surface, doesn’t really help. As well as a bunch of small bugs of varying degrees of nastyness that appear here and there. One time the game decided that it was too easy for me, and did not spawn the item needed to solve the puzzle. By some miracle I managed to find an alternative way of passing, but yes, the impressions were spoiled.

But overall it’s a pretty pleasant and varied puzzle without terribly illogical segments. I liked that the test chambers were mixed with more dynamic staged sequences and that new mechanics were introduced throughout the game. If you want something Portal-like, then The Entropy Center is a good option.

Quantum Break

Quantum Break

6.5/10
14 hours playtime

Did you know that Remedy developed Alan Wake? You know, Alan Wake? About the writer Alan Wake? He’s like, “It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean!” About this Alan Wake? Yes, they made a game about Alan Wake, yes, about that same Alan Wake. It’s called Alan Wake. It’s about the writer Alan Wake. You’ve probably heard about it, it’s about the writer Alan Wake. It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean. Alan Wake, that was the game. It was developed by Remedy, Sam Lake, you probably know Sam Lake. He is also a writer, just like Alan Wake, the main character of the game Alan Wake. It was developed by Remedy, in case you didn’t know. It’s about the writer, Alan Wake. It’s called Alan Wake. Just a reminder in case you forgot or didn’t know. Alan Wake. It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean. Alan Wake. This is a game from Remedy.

Call of Duty: Ghosts

Call of Duty: Ghosts

5.5/10
5 hours playtime

Not as bad as I expected, but still very weak. There are no memorable moments. The levels in space and underwater differ from each other and the other levels only in that they are in space and underwater. The story campaign doesn’t even have an ending. Pretty meh, even by the standards of the series.

The Legend of Nayuta: Boundless Trails

The Legend of Nayuta: Boundless Trails

6.5/10
23 hours playtime

This is a game made for the PSP and it shows. It’s great if you play it in small portions, but if you try to binge-play it, it quickly becomes monotonous and tiring. The primitive story and less-than-ideal platforming don’t really help.

Rise of the Tomb Raider

Rise of the Tomb Raider

6/10
11 hours playtime

This game needs The Last of Us combat, more carnage, and a decent writer (Rhianna Pratchett is a genius, I’ve rarely seen dialogue THAT sketchy). Jumping, shooting and grunting are generally fun, but nothing sticks in your memory after beating it.

Postal 3

Postal 3

10/10
3 hours playtime

Game of the year. Game of all years.

Nioh 2 – The Complete Edition

Nioh 2 – The Complete Edition


0 minutes playtime
Command & Conquer™ Tiberian Sun™ and Firestorm™

Command & Conquer™ Tiberian Sun™ and Firestorm™


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Command & Conquer: Red Alert™ 2 and Yuri’s Revenge™

Command & Conquer: Red Alert™ 2 and Yuri’s Revenge™


0 minutes playtime
no achievements
Rise of the Tomb Raider

Rise of the Tomb Raider


11 hours playtime
Shadow of the Tomb Raider

Shadow of the Tomb Raider


0 minutes playtime
Alone in the Dark

Alone in the Dark


1 minute playtime
Ghost of Tsushima DIRECTOR'S CUT

Ghost of Tsushima DIRECTOR'S CUT


0 minutes playtime
no achievements

February 2024 results

No reviews this time.

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 146 4 5 1
Medium 138 1 - -
Resident Evil 4

Resident Evil 4

7.5/10
13 hours playtime
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

7/10
89 hours playtime
SIGNALIS

SIGNALIS

6/10
11 hours playtime
Final Fantasy X HD Remaster

Final Fantasy X HD Remaster


32 hours playtime
Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden

Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden

7.5/10
48 hours playtime
no achievements

January 2024 results

Yes, I’m already summing up the results of January. The next one will be Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, which God grant I finish at the end of February, but I highly doubt it. This game is going to be HUGE, I’m sure.

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 147 4 4 1
Medium 139 1 1 1
CRISIS CORE –FINAL FANTASY VII– REUNION

CRISIS CORE –FINAL FANTASY VII– REUNION

6/10
16 hours playtime
no achievements

The feeling of playing through Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion is comparable to the feeling of watching a bad teen anime, in which everything is so exaggerated that it is simply awkward, but not enough to truly enjoy what is happening. If it weren’t for the combat straight from the Final Fantasy VII Remake, it would’ve been a completely sad sight.

Tokyo Xanadu eX+

Tokyo Xanadu eX+

7/10
55 hours playtime

I want to yell at the people who ported this game to PC. No, technically the port is fine, no crashes, anything tied to the frame rate and all sorts of exclusive bugs that break the playthrough, but the control on the keyboard is just some kind of horror. Actively used keys are scattered throughout the keyboard, thanks for at least not touching the NumPad. Attacks and special moves are assigned to C, E, X and, suddenly, the down arrow. You need to navigate through menu items using Page Up and Page Down. Running and rolling on the left Ctrl, the left Shift is not used at all, who does that? The special move key is adjacent to the character change key, and, naturally, you will regularly accidentally press the wrong thing.

I got the impression that initially, mouse support was not planned at all and it was added at the last moment, without adjusting the layout to it (it’s not just that you can rotate the camera to I-J-K-L, it feels disgusting, by the way). In some situations you can switch between the same menu items with the mouse, but in others you cannot. The cursor consistently reminds of its existence in cutscenes and disappears only on rare holidays, and in segments where you need to point at a point on the map, it also bifurcates. If you exit the menu and immediately move the mouse, the camera begins to circle around the character. These are all, of course, little things, but they regularly catch your eye and spoil the overall impression.

The game itself is fine, not the best from this studio, but fine. Essentially, this is the same as The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel, only you have to clear dungeons in real time. Exactly the same everyday life of a schoolboy who loves to run around on other people’s errands in his free time. Exactly the same bunch of well-written characters, creating the appearance of a living world. Collecting collectibles, hanging out with friends, some monsters and even one story character are not just exactly the same, but literally taken from the first Cold Steel - if you’ve already played it before, then you’ll feel right at home in Tokyo Xanadu eX+.

However, in general, Tokyo Xanadu eX+ looks better than the Trails of Cold Steel I-II. This game is more compact, there are much fewer characters in it, both main and secondary, due to which they are written better, and your head will not swell from their number. Plot and everyday episodes are distributed more or less evenly, there is no that monstrous bias towards everyday life from the first Cold Steel. And the story itself, although it uses Falcom’s favorite tropes from TLOH (miraculous rescues at the last moment; characters hiding their identities; main characters making fiery speeches at the first opportunity, etc.), but it is done much more elegantly. If in Cold Steel I-II all these cliches and conventions were dumped on you as is, head-on and without any measure, then in Tokyo Xanadu they are less common, look more appropriate and are not so obvious. Yes, the plot itself is simple, but it is well told and works quite well within the framework of this particular game. Although at some point in story claims for something more arise, but, unfortunately, they remain at the level of claims.

The combat system here is simple and competent enough so that battles do not turn into a tedious chore, but rather clumsy in order to get genuine pleasure from it. There are no less than six playable characters to choose from, each of which feels different, and you can switch between three in battle. Some heroes are useful against some enemies, others against others, combine and act according to the situation. Here’s a melee attack, here’s a ranged attack, two special moves and one ultimate. There is no block, you can only roll, learn timings and guess the enemy’s actions. There is a lock on the enemies, but you can’t switch between them, so fight the camera or attack the void. A bunch of dungeons lasting 5-15 minutes with bosses of varying degrees of honesty. Is it exciting? Yes. Is something annoying? Yes.

Quite a good action-RPG, for a strong 7/10. If you are already familiar with the games from Nihon Falcom, then you will get exactly what you expect from Tokyo Xanadu eX+. This game is just for those times when you want something from them, but all the officially localized Trails have already been completed, and you have to wait at least another six months for the next one. If not, then it’s quite suitable for jumping into games from this studio. Most likely it will not hit you to the core, but you will have a general idea.

Wolfenstein: The Old Blood

Wolfenstein: The Old Blood

7/10
7 hours playtime

This game has a horrible start (because the boring linear long stealth segment in the first chapter is exactly what you expect from a bloody shooter) and a horrible ending (the boss is so fat that for some time you don’t understand whether you’re fighting him correctly, because he doesn’t react in any way to your attacks and just gets angry, while there’s no special approach to him, you just run back and forth and shoot). Everything in between is pretty fun stealth action/bloody shooter, whichever you prefer. Dynamic, varied and not tiresome.

Aliens vs. Predator

Aliens vs. Predator

6/10
7 hours playtime

It’s kinda awkward: the name of the game includes the famous alien killing machines, but for some reason the nameless expendable shines in it. Aliens vs. Predator has three campaigns (for Alien, Predator and Marine), and the one from which you don’t expect anything special turns out to be the best. Episodes as a human is a strong budget shooter of the late 2000s, the general sloppiness of which was successfully covered up by a variety of events. In three hours you have time to survive alone with a pulse rifle in your arms and a motion detector with a signature sound, and to take part in a stubborn but unsuccessful defense against Aliens, and to fight a Predator one-on-one, and to visit a hive, and much more to do.

After such a vigorous campaign, you expect something at least at the same level from the remaining two, but in the end you are left disappointed. In episodes as the Predator, you have to engage in clumsy aggressive stealth and even more clumsy platforming, and when playing as an Alien, stealth ceases to be aggressive, because a representative of a terrifying species, whose embryo is capable of making everyone present in the same room with him piss out of fear, dies almost instantly in an open fight, and therefore he has to shamefully crawl along the ceiling, hide in the shadows and cut out people one by one. This could even be fun if the levels were designed for this type of gameplay, but they aren’t. The absence of any interesting situations and the short duration of both campaigns does not really help.

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

8/10
17 hours playtime

Even if this game did not have a beautifully told semi-detective story in which all the shots are fired, in which the comedic and dramatic elements are well balanced, in which the narrative is perfectly maintained, never gets lost or sags, and in which there are no frankly unnecessary characters, but there is the most outstanding Pomeranian in the industry

Even if this game didn’t have logical puzzles with simple but fun mechanics to solve them

Even if this game didn’t have amazing smooth animations, outstanding visual style and memorable soundtrack

Even if this game did not have any of the above, but there were chicken-eating animations in the form in which they are present now, then Ghost Trick would already be worth checking out just for them.

However, the game has all of the above, so there are many more reasons to get acquainted with Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. Great game, don’t ignore it.

December 2023 results

No reviews this time, if someone is interested in them for some reason. Just ratings.

Priority Backlog Added this month Beaten Removed
High 148 15 12 4
Medium 135 6 - 2
OMORI

OMORI

8/10
22 hours playtime
Binary Domain

Binary Domain

7/10
9 hours playtime
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations

7.5/10
90 hours playtime
Call of Juarez

Call of Juarez

7/10
10 hours playtime
no achievements
The Forgotten City

The Forgotten City

7/10
6 hours playtime
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

7/10
17 hours playtime
A Summer with the Shiba Inu

A Summer with the Shiba Inu

3/10
2 hours playtime
Jack Move

Jack Move

4/10
5 hours playtime
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

8/10
123 hours playtime
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

6/10
6 hours playtime
Crysis Remastered

Crysis Remastered

7/10
12 hours playtime
Crysis Warhead

Crysis Warhead

5.5/10
4 hours playtime
no achievements
TRON: Evolution

TRON: Evolution

5/10
7 hours playtime
no achievements