Super slav Sv. Prolivije’s profile

I’m a gamer,
Not because I don’t have a wife,
But because I’ve never smelled one.

I like to write reviews about games, mentioning stuff I like, stuff I don’t like, a meme here and there, a couple of GIFs, and jokes, lots of (un)funny jokes. And I know a lot of questions will be asked about my Steam profile picture, so I’ll go ahead and answer it here—yes, the mustache is very much real, and extra thicc. I also love to screenshot stuff in-game and play with the photo mode if there is one, so you should expect some goodies each Sunday, hopefully.

So, feel free to check out my Steam curator Gospel of Sv. Prolivije if you want to keep up with my cool reviewing escapades.
Or add me as a friend—I don’t bite, until the second date.

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Since I’m not at my place, I can only scramble for a pic from my pretty meager Steam Screenshots Vault. So, with that being said, I decided to use one of my unused (for some reason) shots from Shadow of War as my pick for Screenshot Sunday #85.

I really need to get moving and filter those damn 140k screenshots (52GB if you were wondering) and upload them to my sexy Steam profile.

Until then, cheers lads!
imagine

Rush B, Cyka Blyat!

Another week, another pic. Also, kinda old, as I went for a shot from Assassin’s Creed Revelations for my Screenshot Sunday #84 shot. I need to get back to playing all the games in order, as I have a very special thing I want to do for them. One of my favorite game franchises, even if I’m a little disappointed by the shift into a full-blown RPG. The action-adventure style I think suited the games more, and I think we need more of those types of games, since nowadays almost everything is some sort of RPG, or has some RPG-like elements that are usually there to make the game grindy.

So, if you haven’t already, I highly recommend you get yourself these games (a big winter-y sale is coming soon) and see why they are beloved by many (even if Ubisoft is clowned on frequently in online gaming discourse)
welcome

Welcome, assassin

… This is the least Screenshot Sunday out of em all, and I def need to get me some new (updated) shots, because I’m running out of old ones I can post here. This is ofc not the reason I didn’t post on time… I kinda just got hit by life. The swelling is down, so that’s good, and I can post my thing now (yay!). So, for this (not) Screenshot Sunday, #83 I went with a nice one from Halo 3, I believe from the final level as well. I gotta say, it was by far the best turn-your-brain-off game (I played on Normal). The whole campaign was a blast, and it was super satisfying to also leave this one as the last one for my Halo LASO runs. That last mission is just tailor-made for an epic conclusion (the Halo story but also my Laso journey). Please ignore the black bars on the side (they are tiny), I wasn’t a super big screenshot slav man back then.

Bangarino

Time to go out with a bang!

Hello all, I hope everyone’s week was, if not great, at least decent. For me, got a bit sick, ha. But that won’t stop me from posting my pics. So, for Screenshot Sunday #82, I’m gonna post one of my shots from my time with Remnant, a so-called Dark Souls with guns. It’s not, it’s a simple 3rd person shooter, with very minor similarities to the FromSoft (inspired) games. No death penalty, easy respec, and a chaotic action that doesn’t follow the more “intimidate” combat of the souls games (which are all melee-focused as well). I do recommend the game, but yeah, just don’t go in with this false expectation that it’s Dark Souls with guns (I know for some the link to that franchise might make this game look unappealing).

And if that ain’t enough to get your juices flowing, there’s also a sexy bug lady, so that might be worth checking out, right?
Seduction

Mrs. Iskal Queen, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

Ok, so I’m a bit late, but only a bit. Note to self, do not install Windows when you need to post silly stuff online on a “deadline”. Now that that’s out of the way, the Screenshot Sunday #81 can commence. For it, I’m gonna post a pic from a game that a friend reminded me about a few days ago, REalM: Walk of Soul. It’s such a fantastic 2D horror/puzzle game, with a captivating story, even if it’s a bit vague during the first playthrough (needs two). I wholeheartedly recommend this game, and I loved some of the scenes and how they were depicted. Enjoy

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Acceptance

I’ve made it in time, just! I think it’s time to go back, to 2012, when Dark Souls was released on PC. Being a little slav back then, I did fumble at first, and even decided the game wasn’t for me. I made it to the giant minotaur-looking thing, but couldn’t get past him after dozens of tries. So, I shelved the game and went on my way. A year or two later, I came, I saw, I conquered. And ever since then, the Souls games have always been at the top of my lists (btw, Sekiro is my favorite in case you weren’t wondering).

So, for Screenshot Sunday #80 let’s take a ride on a giant-ass crow to a land filled to the brim with spooky (and sexy) things, that want to kill you. Let’s take a ride and try to start THE fire!
Ah shit

Ah shit, here we go again!

On time, for once, but it will be a short one. Screenshot Sunday #79 made me go back to The Crew 2 as I knew I had some more cool shots left in the gas tank. This one was particularly fun to make as the photo mode in the game is one of the best. I just love altering the time and weather in games for a shot. That’s why I was able to get this (IMO) fantastic shoot crossing the Brooklyn Bridge in the Big Apple.

Tim

Eiiii, I'm drivin' here!

…Ok, this is getting out of hand now. Back-to-back. But I got paid this time, instead of “wasting” time grinding FIFA, so I got that going for me. Now, I will still go with a FIFA 25 screenshot for this (belated) Screenshot Sunday #78. I just have so many shots that I got from playing with the game’s photo mode, and I’d be a shame not to use some of them, right? Anyway, hope you enjoy, and I pinky promise, that the #79 edition will come on a Sunday (hopefully…)

Sunday?

When your role in the group presentation is scrolling to the next slide

I know, I know, I’m late again, but I have a good reason—I was playing FIFA! Managed to hit Rank II in UT Champs, which is nice. So, to celebrate my “victory”, I’m gonna use an amazing shot I managed to snap during my run to a 13-2 finish today! Enjoy this shot I picked for Screenshot Sunday #77!

BBC

This is why you need a BBC; it would have stopped the ball from going in!

So, since I got lucky and established a decent connection with an EA PR person, I found myself lucky to receive a review copy for the new FIFA (EA Sports FC now), 25. I didn’t play the last one, so most of the stuff here is new compared to 23. The gameplay is more of the same, yet also new, which is something I always admired about the franchise, it being able to keep that feeling present and allow me to ease into the new meta and stuff, without spending three months learning the ropes. The biggest change this year is the new Player Roles, which also impact how the tactic system is used, since the old one is scrapped. The UI is a bit strange, and takes some time to get used to, but overall, I love how it makes more impact on how the AI plays in game and how your team sets up.

Oh, and since this is a Screenshot Sunday #76 post, let me tell you this—THERE’S A PHOTO MODE!! Yes, FIFA 25 now has a photo mode… I love it! I managed to capture this cool shot with it. It’s a bit basic, but it’s still something I really never thought I would see in a game like this, bc why would someone other than me and a tiny minority of people care for using this? They also made a cool video editor, and it’s a shame this isn’t talked about, but instead the game is just shat on. Give the devs their flowers when they do something as cool as this, don’t just criticize them and the game.

oblak

You Shall Not Pass (ball)!!