BLAEO — Backlog Assassins Extraordinaire

February 2024

# 9

∞

Well, this is not backlog, in fact it's anti-backlog. However I have a limited time to play, so I'm gonna take it.

To be fair, it all started with a sickness at the very beginning of February. So for the next 10 days I couldn't really played anything, except this. Since it can be played while laying down, it was kinda perfect. Anyway, it seems I really missed LLSIF but alas it's a bittersweet joy that will end soon. It's kind of interesting to see that every part of this game is perfect, except the programming part, which takes down the whole efforts of others. No idea how can they screw this up so badly but they did. So they will take it down from the stores on May 31. The worst part, they closed down the previous games before even releasing this one so there is nothing to fill this space. It's sad.

Only mobile game I've ever played in a long time period and I'll say goodbye to it even before I get used to it. Eh, many mobile games suck on mobile phones unless they're kind of simple anyway (self-consolation). I'll be fully back on PC Master Race at summer, it could be before if the bugs get worse though.

Until then :'(

Tales of Zestiria

11 hours playtime, 4 of 56 achievements (7.14%)
# 10

This is probably the worst Tales game ever. I really want to finish it, this was my third try, but maybe some other time.
IT IS SO BORING.
The graphics is fine, the soundtrack is fine, character design is fine. The game design is horrid, and the gameplay is so boring. So SO BORING.
Berseria was fire, this is just cinders.

Sakura Succubus 5

1 hour playtime, 14 of 14 achievements (100%)
# 11

These games were suppose to be intentionally cheesy. They actually tried to write a real story here and failed miserably. Sucks the whole purpose of these games.